Q: What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the back of the turtle as it was crossing the road?
A: "Yahoo!"
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''
Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
